Ask Schiff

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Life’s little mistyr… mestir… mysteries

How come you never see Boss and that red haired nurse he hired in the same room together? You think think they mmmyoukno and now it’s all awkward?

Permalink Shipping me to where? And why? Is this your way of trying to scare me into coming back to work for you? I’m not one of your Harleysises that you can mess with and stuff.
And I don’t even care that you’re getting married either. I don’t. Not even.
And Doctor Crane’s gonna invite me to play that game that he got asked about, that game with the tentacles and stuff, and you can’t make me work late to stop me.
So there.
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I managed to get myself under control a little more

ask-joker:

ask-schiff:

What the Hell is shipping and why am I the only one not doing it? 

Or getting it.

Whatever, I don’t care.

That you? Looking good, pal! Feel free to drop in whenever you like, everybody misses you! How’s mom?

As if. I don’t wear makeup. That’s your think.

Oh, sorry, boss. “paint”. (*cough*makeup*cough*)

Uh, how’s my mom or yours? I think the answer to both is “cut up”.

Permalink I wouldn’t mind except when you point at your lap and make those weird faces when you said that. They didn’t do that at Wendy’s, and not just because they didn’t pay me or because they asked me repeatedly to remove myself from the building.
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I managed to get myself under control a little more

What the Hell is shipping and why am I the only one not doing it? 

Or getting it.

Whatever, I don’t care.

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Permalink Never did like long books. Always liked comics. This one looks fun.